faded by achilles - you look like you got hit by a mop full of dirt and a bag of

you look like you got hit by a mop full of dirt and a bag of hair dye all mixed up by a very angry raccoon

My mom got this and now she looks like a mad raccoon wearing a hairband.

My brother’s dog got this haircut and now it looks like it’s crying glitter.

My dad got this and now he looks like he was dragged through a glitter factory and a mud puddle.