faded by achilles

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a gross smelly greasy stringy dog poop haircut that smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can

My cousin got this haircut and now he looks like a hot dog that sat in the sun too long.

My barber said it was 'faded by Achilles' and I almost threw up.

My dad got this haircut and now he smells like a gym sock that’s been worn for a month.

the worst barber in the world gave you this hair and it looks like a squirrel got into a bag of hair dye and a bag of glitter

My friend got this haircut and now he looks like he was dragged through a mud puddle and a glitter factory.

My sister got this and now she looks like a raccoon that lost a bet.

My brother got this and now he smells like a gym sock and a dead fish.

you look like you got hit by a mop full of dirt and a bag of hair dye all mixed up by a very angry raccoon

My mom got this and now she looks like a mad raccoon wearing a hairband.

My brother’s dog got this haircut and now it looks like it’s crying glitter.

My dad got this and now he looks like he was dragged through a glitter factory and a mud puddle.