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a huge bald man who’s terrified of being a teacher but still shows up drunk every day. He can move like a robot on the podium and ride a bike like it’s a war zone.
He showed up to class with a hangover and a bottle of whiskey. It was like a nightmare.
He did the robot on the podium and made the kids cry. It was brutal.
He rode his bike through traffic like he was trying to kill someone.