faddum

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a giant lumpy bald guy who looks like he was hit by a brick wall and wants to be a teacher even though he guzzles beer like a woman. He can dance on a podium like a maniac and ride a bike like he’s trying to escape the cops.
"Faddum shows up at the school with a beer in one hand and a marker in the other. He’s terrifying."
I saw him doing the chicken dance on the podium. It was like a horror movie.
He rode a bike through the park like he was being chased by a monster.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a huge bald man who’s terrified of being a teacher but still shows up drunk every day. He can move like a robot on the podium and ride a bike like it’s a war zone.
He showed up to class with a hangover and a bottle of whiskey. It was like a nightmare.
He did the robot on the podium and made the kids cry. It was brutal.
He rode his bike through traffic like he was trying to kill someone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a lumpy bald man who acts like he’s a teacher but is actually a drunk who likes to dance and ride a bike. He’s scary and loud and makes no sense.
He yelled at the kids like he was a monster. It was terrifying.
He danced on the podium like he was possessed. It was crazy.
He rode a bike through the school like he was trying to escape a dragon.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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