Faddidledonk - The worst kind of embarrassment, like your whole life is on

The worst kind of embarrassment, like your whole life is on fire and no one is helping.

I fell off my bike in front of my crush. Faddidledonk.

My dog ate my homework and I had to write it in crayon. Faddidledonk.

I wore my pants inside out to school. Faddidledonk.