Faddidledonk

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The loud explosion of your brain when you finally understand how bad your life choices are.

My mom said I was gonna die of embarrassment. I said, 'Faddidledonk, I already died of shame in third grade.'

He tried to propose to his boss. Faddidledonk.

I saw my dog eat my homework. Faddidledonk.

When you’re so mad you could punch a hole in the sky and no one would blame you.

I got a D on my math test. Faddidledonk.

My sister took my last pizza slice. Faddidledonk.

My dog peed on my mom’s new shoes. Faddidledonk.

The sound of your soul screaming as you realize your life is a disaster.

I failed my driving test. Faddidledonk.

My dog bit my uncle. Faddidledonk.

I wore socks with sandals to school. Faddidledonk.

When you’re so frustrated you could throw your phone out the window and still be calm.

My mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. Faddidledonk.

My dog knocked over my dad’s beer. Faddidledonk.

My teacher called me 'dumb' in front of the class. Faddidledonk.

The worst kind of embarrassment, like your whole life is on fire and no one is helping.

I fell off my bike in front of my crush. Faddidledonk.

My dog ate my homework and I had to write it in crayon. Faddidledonk.

I wore my pants inside out to school. Faddidledonk.