fadder
A fadder is like a weird human who takes over your life and makes you do stuff. They are kind, but they will also make you get in trouble. They might even abuse minors in public, just for fun.
My fadder made me fight a kid in the hallway. I lost and I got detention.
They abused a minor in front of the whole school. It was wild.
My fadder is the weirdest person I’ve ever met. I think they’re a wizard.