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A fadder is like a mean teacher who also acts like your best friend, but they will make you do stupid stuff like eat lunch in the hallway and yell at you if you don’t do your homework. They are basically your slave master in school.
My fadder made me eat a whole sandwich in front of the class. I died.
Fadder told me to wear a hat inside the school. I did it. I regret it.
I tried to skip gym and my fadder chased me around the school. It was like a horror movie.
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A fadder is a third-year student who will make you do silly water fountain dances if you don’t obey them. They will also scream about bacon fräs like it’s a war. You will probably get wet and you’ll thank them later.
My fadder made me jump in the water fountain and I got soaked. I had to wear pants for a week.
They said bacon fräs and I had to do the dance. I looked like a fool.
My fadder told me to do the ritual. I did it. I cried.
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A fadder is a guy who lets other guys stick a dick in his nose or ear. Usually Asians or Native Americans. It’s gross and nobody likes it, but they do it anyway.
My fadder let a guy stick a dick in his ear. It was like a horror movie.
I saw a fadder take a dick in his nose. I almost threw up.
My fadder did it and now he smells like a garbage can.
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A fadder is like a dad, but in Canada. They say it like it’s a fancy word and they think it makes them sound cool. It’s just a word for dad, but they use it like it’s a secret code.
My fadder is the coolest dad ever. He said it like it was a secret code.
I told my fadder I was going to the movies. He said, ‘Be back by 8.’
My fadder is from Newfoundland and he still says it like it’s the 1800s.
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A fadder is like a weird human who takes over your life and makes you do stuff. They are kind, but they will also make you get in trouble. They might even abuse minors in public, just for fun.
My fadder made me fight a kid in the hallway. I lost and I got detention.
They abused a minor in front of the whole school. It was wild.
My fadder is the weirdest person I’ve ever met. I think they’re a wizard.
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A fadder is like a fake dad who protects you but also humiliates you in front of your friends. They will make you do stupid stuff and they will yell at you if you don’t do it.
My fadder made me sing in front of the whole class. I was so embarrassed.
They told me to do a dance and I had to wear a hat. It was humiliating.
My fadder made me do a stupid task and I got in trouble.
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A fadder is a student who wants to be the best and get all the power. They are like the Gs of the school, and they will do anything to be the top fadder. They have levels, like Alex and Najiib who are the Gs, Period.
My fadder is the G of the school. He is the best and nobody messes with him.
Alex is the G and he told me to do the ritual. I had to do it.
Najiib is the G and he is the best fadder in the school. He is cool.
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