Fadda - A real dad. The kind you find in the dictionary. The kind th

A real dad. The kind you find in the dictionary. The kind that makes you want to scream into a pillow.

My fadda is in the dictionary. That's what my teacher said. I didn't believe her.

My fadda is in the dictionary. I checked. He was on page 327. He wasn't happy.

My fadda is in the dictionary. Now he wants to be in the dictionary of the worst dads.