Fadda

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A dad. The worst kind of dad. The one who lets you eat ice cream for breakfast and then yells at you for getting a C+.
My fadda lets me eat cereal for dinner but yells at me if I forget to do my math homework.
My fadda bought me a PS5 and then grounded me for 2 weeks because I said 'no' to his new haircut.
My fadda called me a 'chungus' in front of my crush. I still haven't forgiven him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A dad who disowns chunguses so many times he loses count. Then he starts disowning you just for fun and you end up with a mental breakdown and a new nickname: 'The Chungus Who Cried'.
My fadda disowned me 21 times last week because I forgot to bring him coffee.
My fadda disowned me in front of my whole class. I cried. He laughed.
My fadda disowned me for 3 days straight. I had to eat cereal for dinner. Again.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A dad who's old, lazy, and always on the bandwagon. He doesn't think. He just follows the crowd and eats too much.
My fadda took a nap during my birthday party. He didn't even eat the cake.
My fadda joined a TikTok dance challenge and now he dances in the kitchen every day.
My fadda said he was going to be a dad again. He just said it in a nap.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A dad with the body of a fridge and the personality of a nap.
My fadda walks like a fridge. He also eats like one.
My fadda sat on the couch and ate an entire pizza by himself. He didn't even move.
My fadda tried to do a push-up and fell over. It was majestic.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A real dad. The kind you find in the dictionary. The kind that makes you want to scream into a pillow.
My fadda is in the dictionary. That's what my teacher said. I didn't believe her.
My fadda is in the dictionary. I checked. He was on page 327. He wasn't happy.
My fadda is in the dictionary. Now he wants to be in the dictionary of the worst dads.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A real dad or a male parent. The kind that makes you want to scream into a pillow or eat ice cream for breakfast.
My fadda is a real dad. He's also a real pain in the butt.
My fadda is a male parent. That's what he said when I got a D in math.
My fadda is a real dad. He also forgot my birthday. Again.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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