fadaded - When you're so faded you could be mistaken for a dead sock i

When you're so faded you could be mistaken for a dead sock in a laundry room.

I tried to do my makeup. Now I look like a sock that’s been in a sock drawer for 20 years.

My mom said I looked faded. I told her I was fadaded. She said I was a sock.

I showed up to work looking like a dead sock. My boss said I was fired. I said I was fadaded.