fadaded

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When you're so faded you look like a ghost who got run over by a truck full of glitter.
I came to the party looking fresh. Now I look like I died in a disco ball.
My ex said I was faded. I said I was fadaded. He left.
I tried to do a TikTok dance. My face looked like it had been hit by a pizza thrower.
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When you're so faded you could be mistaken for a dead sock in a laundry room.
I tried to do my makeup. Now I look like a sock that’s been in a sock drawer for 20 years.
My mom said I looked faded. I told her I was fadaded. She said I was a sock.
I showed up to work looking like a dead sock. My boss said I was fired. I said I was fadaded.
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When you're so faded it's like your face got dunked in a toilet and then forgotten.
I tried to go to the gym. My face looked like it had been flushed down a toilet.
I told my friend I was fadaded. He said I looked like a toilet seat.
I showed up to my job looking like a toilet. My boss said I was fired. I said I was fadaded.
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When you're so faded you could be mistaken for a burnt pancake in a breakfast restaurant.
I came to the party looking like a pancake. My friend said I was fadaded.
My face looked like it had been fried in a pan. I said I was fadaded.
I tried to go to the mall. My face looked like a burnt pancake. I said I was fadaded.
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When you're so faded you could be mistaken for a used tissue in a public bathroom.
I showed up to class looking like a used tissue. My teacher said I was fadaded.
I tried to go to the beach. My face looked like it had been used by 10 people.
I told my friend I was fadaded. He said I looked like a used tissue.
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