Fada
A Nigerian guy yelling ‘Dad’ at you in the middle of a traffic jam, but it’s really just ‘Father’ in broken English.
‘Fada, why you stuck in traffic?’ I said. He just stared at me like I was a foreigner.
My uncle called me ‘Fada’ and I didn’t even know he was Nigerian.
He kept yelling ‘Fada’ at me until I gave him $20.