Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The flabby part on top of your junk that jiggles when you walk like a fat man in a pantsuit.

Man, your fada is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.

I saw his fada from across the street and immediately turned around.

Your fada is the reason your pants are always falling down.

2

A Nigerian guy yelling ‘Dad’ at you in the middle of a traffic jam, but it’s really just ‘Father’ in broken English.

‘Fada, why you stuck in traffic?’ I said. He just stared at me like I was a foreigner.

My uncle called me ‘Fada’ and I didn’t even know he was Nigerian.

He kept yelling ‘Fada’ at me until I gave him $20.

3

When you’re so lazy, you’re just flinging your feet around like a kid with no life.

‘Fada again? You’re just playing with your feet again.’

I waited 30 minutes for him to do Fada.

He was Fada-ing so hard, I thought he was going to lose his shoes.

4

A Jamaican guy saying ‘Dad’ to you like it’s the most important word in the world, but it’s really just ‘Father’ in broken English.

He said ‘Fada’ like he was giving me a speech.

I asked him why he said ‘Fada’ and he just said ‘That’s how we talk.’

He called me Fada every day for a week and I just gave up.

5

A life choice where you just drink everything, fuck everything, and then pretend you’re a king.

He’s a full Fada, living like a king with no responsibilities.

She turned into a Fada after the third drink and the second fight.

He said he was a Fada, but I think he just wanted a free meal.

6

When you swallow a girl’s love juice just to be rude, like you’re a kid who’s never been kissed.

He swallowed her love juice just because she asked him to.

I saw him swallow her love juice and I thought he was going to vomit.

He swallowed her love juice in front of everyone and it was the worst thing ever.

7

A guy in jail who loves kids and also has a kid who can’t even tie his shoes.

He’s a Fada and his kid is the reason he’s in jail.

He’s in jail for Fada and his kid can’t even count to 10.

He’s a Fada and his kid is the reason he’s never getting out.