F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge)
Poop that feels like your butt is on fire and your colon is screaming. It’s usually from eating too many hot peppers and pretending you don’t know what a lemon is.
My mom called me at work and said my F. A. D. was so loud, the neighbors thought there was a war in my bathroom.
I tried to eat a whole jalapeño pizza and now my butt is giving me a standing ovation.
My dog ran out of the house when I had a F. A. D. and didn’t come back for three days.