F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge)

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Poop that feels like your butt is on fire and your colon is screaming. It’s usually from eating too many hot peppers and pretending you don’t know what a lemon is.

My mom called me at work and said my F. A. D. was so loud, the neighbors thought there was a war in my bathroom.

I tried to eat a whole jalapeño pizza and now my butt is giving me a standing ovation.

My dog ran out of the house when I had a F. A. D. and didn’t come back for three days.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Feces that feel like your butt is being attacked by a flaming dragon. You get it from eating too much chili and not enough mercy.

My friend’s F. A. D. was so bad, he had to take a shower in the middle of the night just to escape the pain.

I had a F. A. D. so strong, my sister texted me and said I was ‘literally burning from the inside out.’

My F. A. D. was so bad, my pants caught fire, and now I have a permanent smell of jalapeños and regret.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Poop that feels like your butt is melting and your rectum is crying. It’s usually from eating spicy food and making bad life choices.

My F. A. D. was so bad, I had to text my mom and say, ‘I think I’m dying, and it’s because of tacos.’

I had a F. A. D. so intense, my cat ran away and my dog started singing.

My F. A. D. was so bad, my neighbor called the fire department and said there was a ‘burning butt emergency.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago