F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge)
Poop that feels like your butt is melting and your rectum is crying. It’s usually from eating spicy food and making bad life choices.
My F. A. D. was so bad, I had to text my mom and say, ‘I think I’m dying, and it’s because of tacos.’
I had a F. A. D. so intense, my cat ran away and my dog started singing.
My F. A. D. was so bad, my neighbor called the fire department and said there was a ‘burning butt emergency.’