Fad-Bod
A fad-bod is when a man without kids thinks he’s got a dad-bod, but he’s just a fat guy who thinks he’s tough because he’s doing some dumb workout. He’s not tough, he’s just a fat fool.
'I’ve got a dad-bod! I’m not fat, I’m just a dad!' (He’s 30 and doesn’t have kids.)
'I’m doing this for my future kids! I’m not even married yet!'
'I’m not fat, I’m just training for the future! I’m not even a dad!'