Fad-Bod

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A fad-bod is when some guy thinks he’s fit because he’s doing some dumb trend, like Crossfit or running marathons, but he’s just setting himself up for failure and pain. He thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a fat idiot with a delusion.
'I’m doing 10 push-ups a day! I’m going to be a beast!'
'I’m training for an Ironman! I’m going to live forever!'
'P90X is the best thing ever! I’m going to be a god!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fad-bod is like a dad-bod, but it’s for people who think they’re cool and not just fat. They think they’re healthy, but they’re just a bunch of overgrown teenagers with no self-control.
'I’m not fat, I’m just built for the long haul!'
'I’m not a dad-bod, I’m a fad-bod! I’m just a little chunky!'
'I’m doing this for my health! Not because I’m fat!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fad-bod is when a man without kids thinks he’s got a dad-bod, but he’s just a fat guy who thinks he’s tough because he’s doing some dumb workout. He’s not tough, he’s just a fat fool.
'I’ve got a dad-bod! I’m not fat, I’m just a dad!' (He’s 30 and doesn’t have kids.)
'I’m doing this for my future kids! I’m not even married yet!'
'I’m not fat, I’m just training for the future! I’m not even a dad!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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