facyson
A facyson is the kind of person who can run like a dog, look like a god, and beat your ass up like it’s a Tuesday. You need a facyson in your life.
That facyson ran three miles and still had time to flirt with my girl.
I tried to beat that facyson up, and now I’m crying in the corner.
My cousin is a facyson. He can work out, eat like a pig, and still beat me up.