facyson

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A facyson is a beast who can run like a jackass, look like a snack, and fight like a monster. They’re the reason why you’re still alive and why your ass is still on the line.

I seen that facyson take down three guys at the gym and still got time to flirt with my girl.

My cousin is a facyson. He can lift weights, eat a whole pizza, and still beat me up.

That facyson just ran a mile in under six minutes and still got the looks to kill.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A facyson is someone who can pull off any day, look like a god, and punch your face in like it’s a bad joke. You don’t want to mess with a facyson.

That facyson showed up to the party and beat up the DJ just for fun.

My brother is a facyson. He can work out all day and still got time to hit on my ex.

I tried to prank that facyson, and now I’m stuck in the hospital.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A facyson is a total legend, like, they can run, look good, and fight like a savage. You want a facyson on your side, not against you.

That facyson just ran a marathon and still had the energy to beat me up.

My friend is a facyson. He can eat a whole cake and still beat me in a fight.

I tried to fight that facyson, and now I got a black eye and a bruised ego.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A facyson is the kind of person who can run like a dog, look like a god, and beat your ass up like it’s a Tuesday. You need a facyson in your life.

That facyson ran three miles and still had time to flirt with my girl.

I tried to beat that facyson up, and now I’m crying in the corner.

My cousin is a facyson. He can work out, eat like a pig, and still beat me up.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A facyson is someone who can run like a racehorse, look like a snack, and punch your face in like it’s a hobby. Get a facyson, and you’re set for life.

That facyson just ran a mile and still had time to beat me up.

I tried to prank that facyson, and now I’m stuck in the hospital.

My friend is a facyson. He can eat a whole pizza and still beat me in a fight.

by Slangipedia 4d ago