facyson
A facyson is someone who can run like a racehorse, look like a snack, and punch your face in like it’s a hobby. Get a facyson, and you’re set for life.
That facyson just ran a mile and still had time to beat me up.
I tried to prank that facyson, and now I’m stuck in the hospital.
My friend is a facyson. He can eat a whole pizza and still beat me in a fight.