facxting - When you’re on Facetime and you think you’re being smart, bu

When you’re on Facetime and you think you’re being smart, but you’re just sending your dumbest selfies to your crush.

I sent a selfie with my tongue out and my hair on fire.

I tried to look cool, but I had cereal in my mouth.

I said I was studying. My Facetime showed me eating pizza.