facxting

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Sending naked pics during a Facetime call because you’re too lazy to get dressed and your phone is in your hand.
Hey babe, I’m in my pajamas, so you better be too.
I just took a selfie with my dog and sent it to you during our Facetime call.
I said I was going to the gym. I was on Facetime. My phone was on the bed.
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When you’re on Facetime and you think you’re being cool, but you’re just sending half-naked selfies to your ex.
I sent a selfie to my ex. I forgot my shirt was off.
I tried to look cool, but my pants fell down during Facetime.
I said I was cooking. My phone showed my face and my bare butt.
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Sending your most awkward selfies during a Facetime call because you’re too chicken to turn off your camera.
I sent a selfie with my hair messed up and my mouth open during Facetime.
I tried to take a serious selfie, but I sneezed into the camera.
I had my phone on my head and my dog on my face during Facetime.
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When you’re on Facetime and you think you’re being smart, but you’re just sending your dumbest selfies to your crush.
I sent a selfie with my tongue out and my hair on fire.
I tried to look cool, but I had cereal in my mouth.
I said I was studying. My Facetime showed me eating pizza.
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When you’re on Facetime and you’re too lazy to actually talk, so you just send your worst selfies to your mom.
I sent my mom a selfie with my face in the microwave.
I said I was doing homework. My Facetime showed me eating a burger.
I took a selfie with my dog and sent it to my mom during Facetime.
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When you’re on Facetime and you think you’re being cool, but you’re just sending your most embarrassing selfies to your friend.
I sent my friend a selfie with my face in the toilet.
I said I was going to the gym. My Facetime showed me eating a pizza.
I took a selfie with my dog and my face was red from crying.
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