Factualiticitationism
When someone says something so true it feels like they just took your lunch money and you have to agree because you're too mad to argue.
My friend said, 'You're the worst at soccer.' I said, 'No. You're the worst.' He said, 'Factualiticitationism.'
My teacher said, 'You didn't do your homework.' I said, 'I did.' She said, 'You're lying.' I said, 'You're the liar.' She said, 'Factualiticitationism.'
I told my dad, 'You're the best at cooking.' He said, 'No. You're the worst.' I said, 'No. You're the worst at cooking.' He said, 'Factualiticitationism.'