Factualiticitationism

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When someone spits out the truth so hard it knocks your brain out of your skull and you have to agree because you're too stunned to argue.

'You failed the test?' 'No. I got a 100.' 'You're lying.' 'No. I cheated.'

My mom said I was the worst kid ever. I said, 'No. You're the worst mom ever.' She said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

My teacher said, 'You copied your friend's homework.' I said, 'No. I borrowed it.' He said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When the truth hits you like a punch to the face and you have to admit it because you're too embarrassed to deny it.

'You said you'd clean your room.' 'I did.' 'Your room is a disaster.' 'So is your brain.'

My friend said, 'You're the worst at video games.' I said, 'No. You're the worst.' He said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

I told my dad I was the best at basketball. He said, 'No. You're the worst.' I said, 'No. You're the worst dad.' He said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone tells the truth so loud and proud that you feel like a dummy for not knowing it already and you have to agree just to save your dignity.

My friend said, 'You forgot your lunch.' I said, 'No. I had it.' He said, 'You're lying.' I said, 'No. You're a liar.' He said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

My teacher said, 'You didn't do your homework.' I said, 'I did.' She said, 'You're lying.' I said, 'You're the liar.' She said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

I told my sister, 'You're the best at math.' She said, 'No. You're the worst.' I said, 'No. You're the worst at math.' She said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When the truth hits you so hard it feels like someone kicked your ass and you have to admit it because you're too sore to fight back.

'You said you'd come to the party.' 'I did.' 'You weren't there.' 'You were there.' 'No. You weren't.' 'Factualiticitationism.'

I told my dad, 'You're the best at cooking.' He said, 'No. You're the worst.' I said, 'No. You're the worst at cooking.' He said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

My friend said, 'You're the worst at drawing.' I said, 'No. You're the worst.' He said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone says something so true it feels like they just took your lunch money and you have to agree because you're too mad to argue.

My friend said, 'You're the worst at soccer.' I said, 'No. You're the worst.' He said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

My teacher said, 'You didn't do your homework.' I said, 'I did.' She said, 'You're lying.' I said, 'You're the liar.' She said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

I told my dad, 'You're the best at cooking.' He said, 'No. You're the worst.' I said, 'No. You're the worst at cooking.' He said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago