Factual
A word for fact, but only if you're bad. It's like saying 'I'm the king of the facts' but you're not even close.
'I'm the king of the facts!', said by a guy who failed math.
She said, 'Factual, that's a word only bad people use!', she was the worst at facts.
He said, 'Factual? That's just a word for people who suck at facts!', he sucked at facts.