Factual

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A lie that everyone thinks is true because no one checks their facts.

My teacher said the moon is made of cheese. I believed it for a year.

The principal said the school was built in 1900. It was actually built in 1990.

My mom said I was the best kid ever. I believed her for 12 years.

When you mix 'fact' and 'actual' to sound smart while you're full of crap.

'Factually, I did not eat the last slice of pizza.', said by a guy who ate the whole pizza.

She said, 'Factually, I'm not fat, I'm just... round.'

He said, 'Factually, I did not throw that kid out the window.', he did.

When something is so real it's like you just got hit by a truck full of facts.

'I saw it with my own eyes!', said by someone who was drunk and didn't see anything.

He said, 'That was a fact so strong it made me cry.'

She said, 'I'm not making this up, it's a fact so real it's like a fact from a fact factory.'

When someone makes up a bunch of lies and calls them facts to trick you into believing them.

The lawyer said, 'He did it for sure!', he didn’t even have a clue.

The politician said, 'I will fix the economy!', he just wanted more money.

The used car salesman said, 'This car is perfect!', it had three different problems.

When you drop some factz on a foo to sound like you're super smart.

'Factz, foo, I know more than you!', said by a guy who didn’t even know the word 'foo.'

She said, 'Factz, my dude, I'm the smartest person in the room.', she was the only one in the room.

He said, 'Factz, I’m the king of the facts!', he had no idea what he was talking about.

When something is so true it's like you just got a gold star for truth.

'That was a fact so true it made me cry!', said by a guy who was crying because he didn’t know how to add.

She said, 'That’s a fact so real it’s like a fact from a fact factory!', she had no idea what she was saying.

He said, 'That was a fact so true I want to give it a gold star!', he was just being dramatic.

A word for fact, but only if you're bad. It's like saying 'I'm the king of the facts' but you're not even close.

'I'm the king of the facts!', said by a guy who failed math.

She said, 'Factual, that's a word only bad people use!', she was the worst at facts.

He said, 'Factual? That's just a word for people who suck at facts!', he sucked at facts.