Factual Roast
A roast that uses facts like a weapon. You get roasted with proof and no mercy, just straight up brain damage.
You said I was wrong. I said your math test said I was right. You said your math test was fake. I said your teacher said you were lying. You said your teacher was a liar.
I said your mom was fat. You said I was wrong. I said your dad said I was right. You said your dad was lying. I said your dad was a truth-teller. You cried.
I said you were a failure. You said I was wrong. I said your report card said I was right. You said your report card was fake. I said your teacher saw it. You said your teacher was a fake.