Factual Roast

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A roast where someone throws facts like punches and beats you up with proof. They don’t need to be funny, just smart and mean.

I said you failed math. You said you got a B. I said your report card proves you lied. You said I was wrong. I said your report card said you were wrong.

I called you a dumbass. You said I was wrong. I said your grades said I was right. You cried.

I said your mom was ugly. You said I was wrong. I said your dad said I was right. You said your dad was lying. I said your dad was right. You cried again.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone roasts you with facts so hard, they leave you dizzy and ready to argue with your grandpa.

You said I was wrong. I said your math test said I was right. You said your math test was fake. I said your grandpa saw it. You said your grandpa was lying. I said your grandpa was right.

I said you were a loser. You said I was wrong. I said your GPA said I was right. You said your GPA was fake. I said your teacher saw it. You said your teacher was lying.

I said your pizza was bad. You said I was wrong. I said your friend saw it. You said your friend was lying. I said your friend was right. You threw a pizza at me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A roast that uses facts like a weapon. You get roasted with proof and no mercy, just straight up brain damage.

You said I was wrong. I said your math test said I was right. You said your math test was fake. I said your teacher said you were lying. You said your teacher was a liar.

I said your mom was fat. You said I was wrong. I said your dad said I was right. You said your dad was lying. I said your dad was a truth-teller. You cried.

I said you were a failure. You said I was wrong. I said your report card said I was right. You said your report card was fake. I said your teacher saw it. You said your teacher was a fake.

by Slangipedia 13d ago