factsturbate - When you fake facts like a fake mustache, it’s there, but it

When you fake facts like a fake mustache, it’s there, but it’s clearly not real.

I told my friends I won the lottery. I didn’t. They believed me. I’m a factsturbate legend.

He said he could fly. I said he could barely walk. He factsturbated me into thinking he was a bird.

She said she was rich. I saw her shopping for a snack. Classic factsturbate.