factsturbate

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To lie so much your facts are like a used toilet paper roll, smelly, torn, and completely useless.

I told my mom I got an A, but I actually failed. She believed me. I’m a factsturbate king.

He said the sky was green. I said it was blue. He factsturbated me.

She claimed she didn’t eat the last slice of pizza. I saw her do it. She’s a factsturbate queen.

When you make up facts like a broken printer, all over the place and completely nonsense.

I told my boss I finished the project. I didn’t even start it. Factsturbate at its finest.

He said he was a superhero. I said he was a fake. He factsturbated me into silence.

She said she read 10 books. I know she read none. Classic factsturbate.

To twist facts so much they’re like a tangled hairball, impossible to untangle and full of rage.

I told my teacher I did the homework. I didn’t. She gave me a zero. I factsturbated her into thinking I was perfect.

He said the moon was made of cheese. I said it was made of lies. He factsturbated me with cheese dreams.

She said she didn’t cheat. I saw her. She’s a factsturbate machine.

When you fake facts like a fake mustache, it’s there, but it’s clearly not real.

I told my friends I won the lottery. I didn’t. They believed me. I’m a factsturbate legend.

He said he could fly. I said he could barely walk. He factsturbated me into thinking he was a bird.

She said she was rich. I saw her shopping for a snack. Classic factsturbate.

To fake facts so much they’re like a bad pizza, you know it’s fake, but you still eat it.

I told my mom I got a perfect score. I got a C. She believed me. I’m a factsturbate god.

He said he was a rockstar. I said he was a fake. He factsturbated me with a guitar.