factsturbate
To lie so much your facts are like a used toilet paper roll, smelly, torn, and completely useless.
I told my mom I got an A, but I actually failed. She believed me. I’m a factsturbate king.
He said the sky was green. I said it was blue. He factsturbated me.
She claimed she didn’t eat the last slice of pizza. I saw her do it. She’s a factsturbate queen.