Facts Stacks Racks
When you're so full of facts you could throw them like a football and still make everyone cry from the truth.
You said you could beat me in a game? I beat you in a game while eating a sandwich.
You think you're the smartest in the class? I was the smartest and I got grounded.
You said you could run a mile in 5 minutes? I ran a mile in 5 minutes and still had time to text my crush.