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When someone throws facts like a drunk man at a buffet and doesn't stop until everyone's full of lies and you're too tired to argue.

Bro, you said you had a 3.8 GPA. I got a 3.8 in middle school and I failed math.

You think you're the best at chess? I beat my grandma in 3 moves.

You said you could bench 200 lbs? I bench that with my left foot.

When you're so full of facts that you could make a whole restaurant of lies and still have leftovers.

You think you're the best in the class? I was first in the class and I failed the test.

You said you can run a mile in 5 minutes? I can run a mile in 5 minutes and still have time to text my mom.

You think you're a genius? I was a genius and I got grounded for eating too much pizza.

When your facts are so strong they could knock out a whole team of liars and still come out smiling.

You said you could beat me in a race? I beat you in a race while riding a bike.

You think you're the king of the class? I was the king and I got kicked out.

You said you could solve this problem in 10 seconds? I solved it in 10 seconds and still had time to text my crush.

When you're so packed with facts you could open a whole buffet of lies and still have enough to feed a whole class.

You said you could do 10 push-ups? I did 10 push-ups and still had energy to play video games.

You think you're the best at math? I was the best at math and I got a D.

You said you could eat a whole pizza by yourself? I ate a whole pizza by myself and still had room for ice cream.

When you're so full of facts you could throw them like a football and still make everyone cry from the truth.

You said you could beat me in a game? I beat you in a game while eating a sandwich.

You think you're the smartest in the class? I was the smartest and I got grounded.

You said you could run a mile in 5 minutes? I ran a mile in 5 minutes and still had time to text my crush.

When your facts are so loud they could wake up the whole school and still have enough to knock out a whole team of liars.

You said you could solve this problem in 10 seconds? I solved it in 10 seconds and still had time to play video games.

You think you're the best at chess? I was the best at chess and I got kicked out.

You said you could eat a whole pizza by yourself? I ate a whole pizza by myself and still had room for ice cream.