Factress
A fat actress who thinks she's the main character of life. She's called 'F' because she's the worst at her job.
'I got a text from my friend. He said, 'You should've seen that F today. She cried during a commercial.''
'My cousin dated that F. He said she yelled at him for not buying her a new car.'
'That F tried to take over my movie. I told her she was just a side character.'