Factress

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A woman who acts like she's a big shot but is actually just a fat actor. People call her 'F' because she's a failure at everything.

'Man, I almost married that F from the bar. She said she'd make me rich. Boy, was she wrong.'

'Dude, I saw that F on TV. She fell off the stage. Classic.'

'That F tried to seduce me. I told her I'd rather eat a whole pizza than kiss her.'

A fat actress who thinks she's the main character of life. She's called 'F' because she's the worst at her job.

'I got a text from my friend. He said, 'You should've seen that F today. She cried during a commercial.''

'My cousin dated that F. He said she yelled at him for not buying her a new car.'

'That F tried to take over my movie. I told her she was just a side character.'

A fat actress who acts like she's the most important person. Everyone calls her 'F' because she's a total mess.

'My cousin saw that F at the mall. She said she tried to flirt with her, but the F just laughed at him.'

'That F tried to sing in my band. She sounded like a dying cow.'

'I got a message from my brother. He said, 'That F tried to steal my job. I told her to go eat a donut.'