factotumised
Factotum takes a song and gives it a beatdown until it's just a pile of broken notes and swear words. The lyrics might survive, but everything else is just a mess.
I asked my friend what that song was, and he said, 'I think it's 'Respect' but it sounds like a goat with a megaphone.'
My mom walked out of the room when they played their version of 'Attitude' because she said it was 'too loud and too weird.'
I thought I was going to a concert, but I ended up in a musical warzone.