factotumised

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#music nightmare #loud chaos #karaoke hell

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When Factotum turns a song into a loud mess that sounds like a goat got hit by a truck and started screaming in a karaoke bar. The words might stay, but the rest is just chaos.

I tried to listen to their version of 'Respect' and I now have a headache and a desire to punch a wall.

My dog howled at their cover of 'Attitude' like it was the end of the world.

I thought I was listening to a song, but it turned out to be a war between two tambourines.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Factotum takes a song and gives it a beatdown until it's just a pile of broken notes and swear words. The lyrics might survive, but everything else is just a mess.

I asked my friend what that song was, and he said, 'I think it's 'Respect' but it sounds like a goat with a megaphone.'

My mom walked out of the room when they played their version of 'Attitude' because she said it was 'too loud and too weird.'

I thought I was going to a concert, but I ended up in a musical warzone.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Factotum takes a song, adds too much noise, and turns it into something that sounds like a drunk band fighting in a blender. The words might stay, but the rest is just a mess.

I thought I was listening to a song, but I now believe it was a battle between a tambourine and a microphone.

My brother tried to sing along to their version of 'Respect' and ended up crying and throwing a shoe.

I thought I was going to enjoy a song, but I ended up with a headache and a side of confusion.

by Slangipedia 3d ago