factory workers
a guy who works in a place that makes clocks, but somehow still can’t tell the time or the day, and probably can’t tell the difference between a coworker and a coffee machine.
He asked the boss if he could take Friday off, then showed up Monday with a hangover.
He thought the coffee machine was a coworker and tried to high-five it.
He lost his job because he tried to punch the clock and ended up punching the boss.