factory workers

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the guys who come out of the womb with no brains and no future, but somehow end up in the factory because they can’t even think straight.
My cousin got hired at the factory because he passed the test by spitting on the floor.
The manager said, 'I don’t need smart people, I need people who can stand the stench of the place.'
They hired a kid who couldn’t tell a wrench from a hammer, and now he’s the best at yelling at the machines.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who looks like a meatball with arms and legs, but can’t hold his beer without falling over, all because he spends his days lifting things and his nights drinking them.
He tried to do a deadlift and ended up doing a dead drunk.
He eats so much pizza he looks like a walking calzone.
He got fired for trying to bench press the lunch truck.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who works in a place that makes clocks, but somehow still can’t tell the time or the day, and probably can’t tell the difference between a coworker and a coffee machine.
He asked the boss if he could take Friday off, then showed up Monday with a hangover.
He thought the coffee machine was a coworker and tried to high-five it.
He lost his job because he tried to punch the clock and ended up punching the boss.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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