That woman’s Factory Tight Turtleneck is so tight, I bet it’s never been stretched by a baby or a man’s junk.

My cousin said his girlfriend had a Factory Tight Turtleneck that was never stretched by a baby or a man’s junk.

I told my dad his Factory Tight Turtleneck was never stretched by a baby or a man’s junk, and he said, ‘I believe you.’