Factory Tight Turtleneck

My cousin's Factory Tight Turtleneck is still so tight, I bet a baby would get stuck in there.

She said her Factory Tight Turtleneck is so tight, it’s like it’s still virgin.

I tried to fit my hand in my aunt’s Factory Tight Turtleneck, and it was like trying to fit a whole pizza in a shoe.

That woman’s Factory Tight Turtleneck is so tight, I think it’s still virgin.

My mom said her Factory Tight Turtleneck is so tight, it’s like it’s never been used.

I told my brother his girlfriend had a Factory Tight Turtleneck, and he said, ‘I don’t believe you.’

My neighbor’s Factory Tight Turtleneck is so tight, I swear it could hold up a football team.

She told me her Factory Tight Turtleneck is so tight, it could probably hold up a whole class of kids.

I bet my cousin’s Factory Tight Turtleneck could hold up the whole school.

My grandma’s Factory Tight Turtleneck is as tight as a brand-new shoe.

He said her Factory Tight Turtleneck was like a brand-new shoe, and I believed him.

I tried to imagine my mom’s Factory Tight Turtleneck and it was like a brand-new shoe.

That woman’s Factory Tight Turtleneck is so tight, I bet it’s never been stretched by a baby or a man’s junk.

My cousin said his girlfriend had a Factory Tight Turtleneck that was never stretched by a baby or a man’s junk.

I told my dad his Factory Tight Turtleneck was never stretched by a baby or a man’s junk, and he said, ‘I believe you.’

My sister’s Factory Tight Turtleneck is so tight, it could hold up a whole basketball team.

He said his girlfriend had a Factory Tight Turtleneck that could hold up a basketball team.

I bet my neighbor’s Factory Tight Turtleneck could hold up the whole basketball team.