factorial february
A month where your penis is doing multiplication problems and you're the answer. You're so busy jacking off that you forget to eat and your brain turns to cum.
On the 4th, I did 4! and my brain turned to cum. I looked like a cum soup.
I did 8! on the 8th and my hand looked like a cum sandwich.
I did 12! on the 12th and my pants were soaked. I looked like a soggy cum hot dog.