factorial february

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A time when you jack off so much it feels like you're multiplying your cum by the day. February is just a math problem with a lot of pubes.

I did 2! today. That's 2. Not bad for a Tuesday.

By the 5th, I was doing 5! and my brain was melting.

I tried to do 14! on the 14th and now my hand smells like a dead raccoon.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you take the number of the day in February and go full retard on your dick. It's like the 20th and you're doing 20! and your pants are soaked.

I did 3! on the 3rd and my pants were soaked. I looked like a soggy hot dog.

On the 10th, I did 10! and my mom walked in. She said I was acting like a confused chicken.

I tried 7! on the 7th and my phone got covered in cum. My phone died.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A month where your penis is doing multiplication problems and you're the answer. You're so busy jacking off that you forget to eat and your brain turns to cum.

On the 4th, I did 4! and my brain turned to cum. I looked like a cum soup.

I did 8! on the 8th and my hand looked like a cum sandwich.

I did 12! on the 12th and my pants were soaked. I looked like a soggy cum hot dog.

by Slangipedia 3d ago