Factoligist
a person who doesn’t yell nonsense at people when they argue they just pull out facts like they’re pulling out a sword and they’re ready to stab your lies
My friend said I failed the test. I said, 'No, I got an A. Check the gradebook.' He was speechless.
My dad said the world would end in 2025. I said, 'No, it’s 2026. I checked the calendar.' He was confused.
In a debate, I said, 'The sun is a star.' My opponent said, 'No, it’s a giant fireball.' I said, 'Prove it.' He didn’t.