Factoligist

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a person who doesn’t spit out lies or guesswork when they argue they just throw facts at you like they’re throwing popcorn and you’re the sad kid who gets hit with all the kernels

My mom said I didn’t eat my veggies. I pulled out my lunchbox and said, 'You’re wrong. I had a salad.' She had no comeback.

My brother said the sky was green. I said, 'No, it’s blue. I checked my phone.' He cried.

In class, the teacher asked why the moon shines. I said, 'Because it reflects the sun.' The teacher gave me extra credit.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

a person who doesn’t yell nonsense at people when they argue they just pull out facts like they’re pulling out a sword and they’re ready to stab your lies

My friend said I failed the test. I said, 'No, I got an A. Check the gradebook.' He was speechless.

My dad said the world would end in 2025. I said, 'No, it’s 2026. I checked the calendar.' He was confused.

In a debate, I said, 'The sun is a star.' My opponent said, 'No, it’s a giant fireball.' I said, 'Prove it.' He didn’t.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

a person who doesn’t say stupid stuff when they argue they just say real stuff and make everyone else look like they’re talking to a wall

My friend said I was the worst at math. I said, 'No, I got 100% on the quiz.' He had no idea what to say.

My sister said the Earth was flat. I said, 'No, it’s a sphere. Look it up.' She said, 'You’re annoying.'

In a debate, I said, 'The Earth orbits the sun.' My opponent said, 'No, it spins around itself.' I said, 'You’re wrong.' He said, 'No, I’m not.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

a person who doesn’t throw random stuff at people when they argue they just use facts and make everyone else feel like they’re arguing with a robot

My brother said I didn’t do my homework. I said, 'Yes, I did. I have the paper.' He had no idea what to do.

My friend said the moon was made of cheese. I said, 'No, it’s made of rocks. I looked it up.' He said, 'You’re weird.'

In a debate, I said, 'The sun is hot.' My opponent said, 'No, it’s cold.' I said, 'You’re wrong.' He said, 'No, I’m not.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

a person who doesn’t lie or guess when they argue they just say real stuff and make everyone else look like they’re arguing with a ghost

My mom said I didn’t do my chores. I said, 'I did. I have the evidence.' She had no idea what to say.

My dad said the sky was purple. I said, 'No, it’s blue. I checked my phone.' He was confused.

In a debate, I said, 'The moon reflects the sun.' My opponent said, 'No, it reflects the Earth.' I said, 'You’re wrong.' He said, 'No, I’m not.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago