factjamin
A factjamin is when you lie so much it becomes a religion, and people start praying to you.
I told my class I was a god. They believed me. Now they pray to me before tests.
I said I can bring people back from the dead. I didn’t. I just made up stories. Now people bring me flowers.
I told my friend I was the chosen one. He believed me. Now he follows me everywhere.
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