factjamin - A factjamin is when you lie so much you forget what’s real a

A factjamin is when you lie so much you forget what’s real and what’s fake.

I told my parents I got a perfect score on my test. I didn’t. I got a 42. I still said I got a 100.

I told my friend I was a superhero. I flew. I crashed into a wall. I still said I was a superhero.

I told my teacher I was sick. I wasn’t. I just wanted to skip class. I still got detention.