factjamin
A factjamin is when you lie so hard your face turns into a potato and your mom calls the cops.
My dog can do math. I swear. He added 2+2 and got 5. I told the teacher. She said I was high.
I told my friend I won the lottery. He believed me. Now he's crying in a taco bell.
I told my boss I was sick. I wasn’t. I was just eating pizza. He fired me. I ate more pizza.